alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

"If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it."
John Mayer (via feellng)
t-angy:

tutsiejane:

A sneak peak of my new swimwear company - Sahara Ray Swim -  This is me in Bali, in the “Cindy” top & bottom

if i looked like Sahara life would be perfect

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here